Drivers, drop your panties

Intriguing. What is a Pantograph? Any relation to a pantomime? Or an autograph? And if it's so important, why have they got to drop it? What will happen if they don't?

Farringdon Station, London

Enjoy the evening

They invite you to pay to go in, pay for a drink, leave it inside and then go outside and enjoy yourself. Or risk a hefty fine.

I think I'd prefer to stay inside and listen to the music. With a drink, if that's OK.

Music venue, Brighton

Do not alight here

And in particular, do not get off the train to try to read this notice. Or even to clean it. Especially not a moving train.

Moulsecoomb Station, Brighton

Infinite fun

The best like toys for the children!
The pirate ship that this is beautiful will take your infinite fun!

Infinite fun - can't get enough of it . . .
Salobreña, Spain - not Spanglish but Chinglish

Graham Loves Apples

And cherries, and plums, and pears, and redcurrants. He loves 'em all.

Graham Love - Apple King in Sussex
Bills, Lewes

Sauce Station

Cheeky!
Emirates Stadium, London

Railing removal

Along with your bicycle.
Victoria Station, London