Do not alight here

And in particular, do not get off the train to try to read this notice. Or even to clean it. Especially not a moving train.

Moulsecoomb Station, Brighton

Infinite fun

The best like toys for the children!
The pirate ship that this is beautiful will take your infinite fun!

Infinite fun - can't get enough of it . . .
Salobreña, Spain - not Spanglish but Chinglish

Graham Loves Apples

And cherries, and plums, and pears, and redcurrants. He loves 'em all.

Graham Love - Apple King in Sussex
Bills, Lewes

Sauce Station

Cheeky!
Emirates Stadium, London

Railing removal

Along with your bicycle.
Victoria Station, London

Prohibido aparcar

"No parking anywhere along the avenue". Note how the driver - clearly a digital native - has their excuse ready on the number-plate: brb ("be right back").
Salobreña, Spain

The French have no word for entrepreneur

'The French have no word for entrepreneur' - George W Bush (allegedly). Said to be uttered to Tony Blair and passed on by him to Shirley Williams; denied on Blair's behalf by spokesman Alastair Campbell (see this article). Who do you believe out of that lot?

St Valéry, Normandy.